Wednesday, June 3, 2015

The Twelve Trips to Wal-Mart


Not bad for a non-poet, eh? Sing to 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'. (And yes, I have seen all of these. Often more than one per trip. *shudders*)
 
On the first trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…a woman with a goatee!

On the second trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…two barefoot children and a woman with a goatee!

On the third trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children and a woman with a goatee!

On the fourth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children and a woman with a goatee!

On the fifth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the sixth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the seventh trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…seven scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the eighth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the ninth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…nine rat-tails/eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the tenth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…ten abandoned Starbucks/nine rat-tails/eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the eleventh trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…eleven toothless old guys/ten abandoned Starbucks/nine rat-tails/eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the twelfth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…twelve peeing Calvins/eleven toothless old guys/ten abandoned Starbucks/nine rat-tails/eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

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