Not bad for a non-poet, eh? Sing to 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'. (And yes, I have seen all of these. Often more than one per trip. *shudders*)
On
the first trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…a woman with a goatee!
On
the second trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…two barefoot children
and a woman with a goatee!
On
the third trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…three drunken
rednecks/two barefoot children and a woman with a goatee!
On
the fourth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…four fallen diapers/three
drunken rednecks/two barefoot children and a woman with a goatee!
On
the fifth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…five mouth-breathers!/four
fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a
goatee!
On
the sixth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…six Rascals rolling/five
mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and
a woman with a goatee!
On
the seventh trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…seven scowling stock
boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three
drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!
On
the eighth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven
scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen
diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!
On
the ninth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…nine rat-tails/eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven
scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen
diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!
On
the tenth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…ten abandoned
Starbucks/nine rat-tails/eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven scowling stock boys/six
Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken
rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!
On
the eleventh trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…eleven toothless old
guys/ten abandoned Starbucks/nine rat-tails/eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven scowling
stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three
drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!
On
the twelfth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…twelve peeing
Calvins/eleven toothless old guys/ten abandoned Starbucks/nine rat-tails/eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven
scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen
diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!
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