Running Out of Ways to Announce Free Books

Seriously, I am.

Anyways. The House on the Moor. Free on Kindle from now until July 16th. BE EXCITED.

http://www.amazon.com/House-Moor-Ravens-Curse-Book-ebook/dp/B0091XZ4TO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1436707652&sr=8-1&keywords=lalla+squeglia+the+house+on+the+moor

-Lalla

Information Overload

Not really. BUT I have news. It's good news, I promise.

 The House on the Moor will be free on Kindle from July 12th to July 16th. Be excited!

Also, One Sunny Afternoon is in its final editing stages. I'll be honest with you, there were times that I thought this wasn't going to happen. Friday kept dragging her feet and going, 'But I don't wanna date this guy!' and I had to go, 'Too bad, it's for the plot! Now get out there and flirt, bitch, flirt!'

Yeah. She was not happy with me. Too bad. She could have it worse, you know.

-Lalla

The Maze

Apologies for not hyping it up and all, but my internet's been...difficult. It's been a little windy/wet/lightning-y here, I'm blaming that.

Anyways, The Maze is free for Amazon Kindle right now. So go get a copy. http://www.amazon.com/Maze-Ravens-Curse-Book-ebook/dp/B00EPG45M4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1435501360&sr=8-1&keywords=lalla+squeglia+the+maze


Also, I HAVE FOUND THE THEME SONG FOR THE WHOLE RAVEN SERIES. In some strange alternate universe where they make a movie (I hope they don't, I can see them really butchering Abigail especially), this is the main theme. It's Mythos' 'Icarus' and it fits so well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6CeR8tdmXs

On that note, I'm feeling all... set-designer-y again, so maybe I'll make another I-Spy puzzle or something. Because I can.

-Lalla

And So it Begins...

Today's the day! The Muse begins its free period on Kindle. Grab a copy, leave some love. (And do I really have to mention that both Raven novels will begin their free periods very soon? Wink, wink.) #Yougottahavepinkhair

Oh! I made a Tumblr on impulse. I keep forgetting about it...but come follow me. Make you a deal-come find me (my name's not hard to find, y'know) and I'll try to remember it more. Sound good?

http://www.amazon.com/Muse-Lalla-Squeglia-ebook/dp/B00MY6Q5M0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1434289093&sr=8-1&keywords=lalla+squeglia+the+muse

-Lalla

Freebie

The free goodness begins again! The Muse starts its free period on June 14th and runs until June 18th. Tell your friends. Share it with the world via #yougottahavepinkhair.

-Lalla

The Twelve Trips to Wal-Mart

Not bad for a non-poet, eh? Sing to 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'. (And yes, I have seen all of these. Often more than one per trip. *shudders*)

 

On the first trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…a woman with a goatee!

On the second trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…two barefoot children and a woman with a goatee!

On the third trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children and a woman with a goatee!

On the fourth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children and a woman with a goatee!

On the fifth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the sixth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the seventh trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…seven scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the eighth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the ninth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…nine rat-tails/eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the tenth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…ten abandoned Starbucks/nine rat-tails/eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the eleventh trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…eleven toothless old guys/ten abandoned Starbucks/nine rat-tails/eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

On the twelfth trip to Wal-Mart/my frightened eyes did see…twelve peeing Calvins/eleven toothless old guys/ten abandoned Starbucks/nine rat-tails/eight ‘git-er-dones’/seven scowling stock boys/six Rascals rolling/five mouth-breathers!/four fallen diapers/three drunken rednecks/two barefoot children/and a woman with a goatee!

The Daniel Lambert

This has nothing to do with anything whatsoever, but it's so COOL.

Once upon a time, in the not-so-distant past, a patent was granted for what was essentially a steampunk rickshaw.

Yeah, you read that right. Look at this thing!



It's freaky and weird but still so...cool. Proof that truth is stranger than fiction, I guess...

-Lalla